How To Do Nothing On The Weekend
What do you want to do this weekend? Would you like to go to a sporting event? Maybe there are things on television to watch. Perhaps you would like to spend the time, resting on the couch. Your wife may not have the same ideas that you have. You can get out of doing certain chores, every now and then. It is best to begin your strategy several days ahead of time.
Actually, you never have to do anything, if you wish. However, there may be complications as a result. The best way, is to avoid activities, without the usual complications. Your weekend may start with a leisurely nap on the couch. In no time, you may find yourself outside with your Poulan chainsaw, trimming branches.
Plant mental seeds
You want to start as early as possible. Mention your plans for the coming weekend as often as you can. Perhaps she will feel sorry for you. It is worth a chance. However, this will not always insure success.
Try making a meal for everyone. It is best to do this on your own. If you ask, she will direct you on what to do. You want to make a pitiful attempt at helping out. However, the meal still needs to be edible. It should be easy and foolproof. It also must not be too good. You do not want to start a dangerous precedent.
One suggestion is red beans and rice. Get out her Zojirushi rice cooker, rice, and a can of red beans from the pantry. Rice cookers are easy to use and take little work. You can use a ratio of 1.5 to 1 for you the rice cooker. 1.5 is the water and 1 is the rice.
When the rice is almost done, add the beans. That will finish your meal. It is best not to add too many spices, unless you can cook well. Stick to things like pepper, salt, and cayenne pepper.
Another way is to volunteer to make French toast for breakfast. All you need is some milk and an egg in a bowl. Dip the bread in the mixture and fry it in a pan. Spray the pan with cooking spray, first. Make sure that she sees you using her kitchen hand mixer on your milk and eggs. She will be certain that you have no idea, what you are doing.
Summary
There are many way that a man can escape work. Try making your wife feel sorry for you. It may not give you the whole weekend. However, it may give you a three-hour game or a long nap. The best way, is to do some chores on the weekend. Try doing them early in the day. It will free your evening. That way, you can watch that game, tonight.
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